RESULTS OF TTT'S KISSCURL CAPTION CONTEST! ------------------------------------------ The pic in question, that was used for the contest, is here: http://www.fluffygryphlets.btinternet.co.uk/Claire/ponyPIX/caption/captkiss.jpg ****************** Winner!! - Short but sweet: I like this one! ****************** Name: The Draven Cats Your caption: Kiss Curl suddenly had a sneaky suspicion that she had been cloned. ****************** Honorable mentions (for sheer surreality ;) ) go to: ****************** Name: kcat99 Your caption: Schrodinger's Kisscurl: Quantum mechanics states that Kisscurl may be everywhere at once, however there is an increased probability that she will be in a certain place. If the real Kisscurl should eat moldy hay at the Parlour, the other Kisscurls existance probability function will collapse and cease to be. And the real Kisscurl will have a serious case of pony runs. Pheew! ****************** Other entries - many thanks to all of you for making this fun! ****************** Name: Ahrian Your caption: Kisscurl #1 to Kisscurl #2: "Where did that third Kisscurl come from?!" Kisscurl #2 to Kisscurl #1: "I don't know! But now we can't do that Doublemint Gum commercial!" Kisscurl #3: "Yeah! Now we have to do a Triplemint Gum commercial!" *looks proud of herself* Kisscurl #1 & #2: *smacking foreheads* "There is NO Triplemint Gum you silly pony!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: autumn berry Your caption: Kisscurl enters The House Of Mirrors... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Baby Nightmare Your caption: "Has this ever happened to you" *mysterious voice in the air* "Kisscurl wandered out of her house that morning and realised that she was wearing the same thing as everyone else." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Baby Sparkler Your caption: *Oh no!!! *First a cloned sheep,(sheep Dolly), now me!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Beachball Your caption: "Okay, we're gonna sing "Ten Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed" at the talent show..." "Yeah, one of us starts it then the second starts from the beginning too as well as the third after her." "I thought of something neat. Do you guys remember that trio of monkeys with the different poses? The poses go Me See Not, Me Hear Not, and Me Speak Not. We could each pick a pose and sit in them at the beginning of our act before we start the singing! What you guys think?" "That's cool!" "I like!" "Okay, who calls Me Speak Not...." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: dragonlady Your caption: KC #1 "Okay, I start first: Row, row, row your boat... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Christina Clemons Your caption: "But ebay said we were rare" or "Do you think there are more of us out there?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Clover0071 Homepage URL: http://www.cloversglade.freewebsitehosting.com Your caption: curly one: So like I said Dar-lings! The curls are just the new 'in' thing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Dangles Your caption: Hey! now that there is three of us we can start our own grooming parlour! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Eugeal Your caption: We are the Three Little Pigs...er...Ponies ^_^;; -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Flasmarang Your caption: Kisscurls 1: "Dude, what does my tattoo say?" Kisscurls 2: "Sweet! What does my mine say?" Kisscurls 1: "Dude! What does mine say?" Kisscurls 1: "Sweet!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Gaia Your caption: Hmmm....now were did I leave my glasses! I'm seeing double again! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Gaia Your caption: Kisscurl: Wierd, I think I just floted up from my own body and saw myself......twice!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: HollyAnn Your caption: Kisscurl 1: Wow! That skitzophrenia personality splitter really does work! Kisscurl 2: Shut up! I hate you!! Kisscurl 3: I want me mum! *cries* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: jenn Your caption: Kisscurl #1...I am better than you I am made in China Kisscurl #2... I am better than you because my hair is silkier Kisscurl #3... NO I AM BETTER BECAUSE I HAVE THESE PRETTY BEAUTYMARKS IN MY PRETTY SKIN AND THEY ARE SPREADING. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Karama Gypsi Your caption: Kisscurl #1- Oh my GOD!! Look at your HAIR!! Kisscurl #2- Look at YOUR hair!! Kisscurl #3- It's so... All Kisscurls- ICKKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *All in MUCHO ditzy voices*- Let's all go get... MAKEOVERS!!!!! TOTALLY!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Little Flitter Your caption: Kisscurl: The duplication spell worked!!! Now how do I reverse it..... Kisscurl 2: What do you mean reverse? I have a date with Ice Crystal tonight. Kisscurl 3: Yeah, and I was going to get my hair permed for it! Kisscurl: What???!!!!! Kisscurl 2: As far as we're concerned you're the fake one; If anyone should be reversed it's you. Kisscurl: Oh yeah take that!!! Kiscurl 2: Ow....hey! Why you.... Kisscurl 3: Girls stop, stop, Ow...Ow..Ow..Urrrgh...Take THAT. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: LittleSpiffy Your caption: Kisscurl 1: I've been told that we used to have PINK hair! [all three gasp] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Lyric Your caption: Kisscurls: Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble... Fire burn and cauldron burble... Kisscurl 1: That's BUBBLE... Kisscurl 2: I just can't get these lines memorized... Kisscurl 3: I don't WANT to be a Weird Sister...I auditioned for Ophelia! GRR... Strange where my mind will go if I let it... #^^# -Lyric ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Mara AKA Baby Glory Your caption: We are the Kisscurls, the buttugly Kisscurls... (from theme song to Buttugly Martians) or... Ah man, I am I looking at the carnival mirrors again? I swear, there are three of me! or.. "I guess somebody's learned how to split atoms, or are they clones? Who knows.." ~Mara Name: neener Your caption: Kisscurl: "I think, therefore I am.........several times!" hehehehe or Kisscurl #1 to Kisscurl #2 and #3: "Hmmm...Do I know yall from somewhere...????" hehehehe :D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: marcyleecorgan Your caption: "Pony Wars, Episode Two: Attack of the Clones." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: MarzipanTheCat Your caption: "I'm Kisscurl!" "No, I'm Kisscurl!" (chorus of "I'm Kisscurl!") Roman emperor: "Crucify them all!" With apologies to Spartacus. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: mlptp Your caption: May I have your attention please. Will the real Kisscurl please stand up? I repeat, will the real Kisscurl please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here... [Lyrics borrowed from Eminem's the Real Slim Shady] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Morning Glory Your caption: The many personalities of KissCurl come out to play -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Palm Oasis Your caption: Kisscurl #1: I'm glad this movie we are auditioning for is Parent Trap III and not The 101 Kisscurls. Kisscurl #2 and #3 simultaneously: Yeah really -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Palm Oasis Your caption: Kisscurl #1 singing the to others We are one We are one you and I we are like the earth and sky one family under sun, All the wisdom to lead all the courage that we need we are more than we are we are one .... From Lion King II -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Pina Colada Your caption: And so, after an extensive debate amongst the three ponies, Kisscurl finally came to terms with the diagnosis offered by her therapist: multiple personality disorder. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Poppy flower Your caption: ...and then there were three... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Rachel Your caption: Kisscurl #3 - That's it I'm getting a new plastic surgeon! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Rainbow Dreams Your caption: I was *sure* I would be the only pony to dress up as Kisscurl for Halloween... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Renee Your caption: Do I hear an echo in here?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Sarah Your caption: *in a cheesy crocodile hunter accent* Here we are hunting the elusive Kisscurl. Be very quiet and you might just get to see one of these rare ponies. Now let's just look around this rock he... HEY! Cut! *To the prop guys* Okay, come on this is a RARE pony, remember? Take two of them out Didn't you read the script?! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Scorch Your caption: The Kisscurl Triplets Reunite -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: shelle Your caption: "but the ebay auction said we were one of kind!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: SillyBilly Your caption: ~ WOMEN CAN BE EVIL ~ Kisscurl no. 1: [whines] Oh... my... God!! You girls looks exactly like me!!! EEEE! Kisscurl no. 2: [with contempt] I certainly hope not ... Kisscurl no. 3: [mocking]...Coz *our* hair doesn't have split ends! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: siras Your caption: In a attempt to assimilate the entire world into one kisscurl collective, she overlooked one minute detail. THEY CAN SEE EACH OTHER!!! 'Drats! My plans were foiled once again.' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Spoosh Your caption: "...take one down, pass it around..." (From "99 \bottles of beer on the wall) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: spootius Your caption: (3 Musketeers ... so imagine the french accents) Kisscurl #1: We must convince la Hasbro to re-release trés beautiful ponies like us! Kisscurl #2: Oui! For King Louis! Kisscurl #3: And For France! Kisscurl #1: All for One! All 3 Kisscurls: And One For All! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Summerglow Your caption: Ponies gone BAD. Kisscurl took a little too much LSD last night, and now she is hallucinating that there are three of her! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Teardrop Your caption: KissCurl 3 :My name is iinigo montoya, you stole my name, prepare to die KissCurl 2:I do not think that means what you think it means" KissCurl 1:to the pain -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Unicorn Your caption: Kiss Curl #1&2- "Kick Right..and Left...and Ri...Arrgg!!" Kiss curl 1&2 knew they shoulden't have asked Kiss Curl #3 to join in on there dance team. "She doesn't know the Kiss Curl dance!! Maybe shes really a fakie!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Whippetluv Your caption: "First Sheep, now ponies! Have the humans gone nuts!!! Then again, they came up with BBE babies, so I guess so!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: whoatethefish Your caption: Kisscurl and her gang (of Kisscurls) got down in all the hoods. They were truly the crack po-nays. hehehehe :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: WIldfire Your caption: **sings** May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Kiss Curl please stand up? I repeat, will the real Kiss curl please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.. Y'all act like you never seen a a faded pony before Jaws all on the floor like you just seen taf sugarberry for 10 cents in the store..fight over her,throwin peopple over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, she didn't just say what I think she did, did she?" And Miss Rapunzel siad ..nothing pony fans! Miss Rapunzel's in my shelf looking all pretty!(Ha-ha!) collectors love kiss curl I'm the real K-curl, I'm the real K-curl All you other kiss curls are just imitating So won't the real kiss curl please stand up, please stand up, please stand up? (Eminem) (sing it in the slim shady beat :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: windwise Your caption: Kisscurl #2 to Kisscurl #3: "Oh, my, god, who in the world is that? She is positively the -ugliest- Little Pony I've ever seen. That color, that hair, those eyes! How atrocious. I'm certainly glad I look nothing like that." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------