Results of NSS Gusty contest ----------------------------- Winner ------- Name: Pina Colada Your caption: SS Buttons: *gasps upon finding Gusty, feebly attempting to groom herself* "Good Lord Gusty...what obscene hour of the morning did you get in last night?" Gusty: *moaning* "My memory is a bit hazy..." SS Buttons: "I can't believe that you did this to yourself the night before your big speech on Bushwoolie rights! Here now, brush your teeth...and let me see if I can do something with that hair of yours. Oh my, oh MY..." Gusty: "You know how nervous speeches make me...I was only trying to loosen up a bit." SS Buttons: "Yes, and in the meantime your campaign is going down the tubes...now what did I do with that Alka Seltzer...?" "honorable mentions" - great entries ;) -------------------- Name: DigitalDuckie Your caption: Buttons: Now you too can have that simple, yet stylish, bed-head look and dirty-ed fuzz that all the runway models have! Just use Simple Shampoo! Gusty: Simple Mane, Simple Style. Name: Beky Your caption: SS Buttons to the Shampoo Bottle: *brandishing toothbrush* "WE PROTEST! This time YOU'RE going in the bathtub! Let's see how YOU like being scrubbed red raw!" Name: mlplvr52302 Your caption: Buttons:"I'll do my best Gusty but I can't promise anything. This is what happens when you play with Tornado." ------------------------------------ COMPLETE LIST OF ENTRIES ************************************** -------------------------------------- Name: Baby Nightglider Your caption: Gusty: Simple is as Simple does Buttons: Well what did you expect? A box of chocolates? Name: Baby Nightmare Your caption: Male Commercial Voice-over* Simple will work in any situation; marker marks, dirty dirt, and yes, it will even make your hair clean again! So remember, *female voices start to sing the jingle* "be it body or hair, there's no simpler way to get clean!" *male voice again* Simple, the simplest in cleaning. Name: BABY TOOTSIE Your caption: ALWAY'S WASH, RINSE,AND REPEAT Name: BABY TOOTSIE Your caption: WHEN BAD KIDS PLAY WITH GOOD PONY'S Name: baby tootsie Your caption: gusty- I told you that shampoo would make my hair flat and now I lost all my natural curl buttons- oop's my bad Name: Beachball Your caption: SS Buttons: I'm going in and it ain't gonna be pretty. Well, actually it *will* in a way. Hehe! SS Gusty: I'm gonna NEED a will! She may be using gentle shampoo but she's not gonna be gentle about *using* it. SS Buttons: Well, you look like you just crawled out from under a rock! Heavy duty cleaning is definately at hand no doubt about it. SS Gusty: Give me, Mr. Toothbrush!!! *SS Buttons had just pulled the economic toothbrush out of the cabinet, SS Gusty tears her childhood friend away from her* SS Buttons: Okay! Sheesh. Don't have a conniption fit. Now I have to *find* you under all that filth. Might as well start with scrubbing your teeth. SS Gusty: Thank you. *swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh...gargle... spit, does it repeatedly* Boy, it's getting to where one can't do world records around you, you're always spoiling them. *Gargle* Especially like this no-bathing record I was working on. I should have *known* better to try and pull *spit* it off when I'm living in a place with So Soft Ponies. It was a mistake on my part I admit it. SS Buttons: Ohh, you've always been a rebel. You give So Softs a bad name when you prance around looking like you lived outside. And that world record thing was only an excuse. I -know- you, you're -always- out to get dirt rubbed into your coat and your hair messy. I'm surprised you -like- brushing your teeth since you don't like any other kind of cleaning. SS Gusty (offended): Hey, this toothpaste is made of chocolate. *spit* I would NOT pass up a chance to enjoy chocolate no matter what it takes. *sighs* I'm ready. *braces herself for the "scrub of death"* SS Buttons: *rolls her eyes good-naturedlly* Name: Beks E-mail address: a_fire_inside@eboarding.net Your caption: After re-filling the shampoo bottle with acid, SS Buttons whispered "Quicky Gusty, let us flee! the new ponies are due to arrive at the parlour any minute now!" *hee hee* Name: Beky Your caption: SS Buttons to the Shampoo Bottle: *brandishing toothbrush* "WE PROTEST! This time YOU'RE going in the bathtub! Let's see how YOU like being scrubbed red raw!" Name: Cassey Your caption: buttons: Come on Gusty... it has been months since you have taken a bath! Gusty: Well it isnt my fault i am allergic to soap, and unless you want me to swell up like a watermelon you will get that soap away from me! Buttons: Gusty, i bought you "gentle" shampoo. I doubt it will give you an allergic reaction. gusty: well ok then... but if i look horrible it is your fault..... Name: Clover0071 Your caption: Buttons: Did I, or did I not say you can never trust "simple" shampoo's? Gusty: Alright, alright. You said it. Name: DigitalDuckie Your caption: Buttons: Now you too can have that simple, yet stylish, bed-head look and dirty-ed fuzz that all the runway models have! Just use Simple Shampoo! Gusty: Simple Mane, Simple Style. Name: dragonlady Your caption: Voice over:Little does Gusty know that Buttons has found out about her trying to steal Slugger and has filled the shampoo bottle with *don don don!* NAIR!!!!! Name: Emmy Your caption: Buttons: OMG! Gusty, you should have told me how bad off you were. This gentle shampoo I brought is NOT gonna cut it. Gusty: *quite distressed and upset* you have to do SOMETHING! You aren't going to use that dirty old toothbrush on me, are you? Buttons: Why would I use a new one when it will be filthy anyway by the time I'm done with you?!? Gusty: Hey! Okay, well just PLEASE make me beautiful already! Buttons: I'll try, but no guarantees... *Gusty cries and Buttons gets to work* Name: eugeal Your caption: SS Buttons: My! What happened to you? SS Gusty: I wanted to put insect powder on the leaves of my symbol , but I lose my fur ;_; Name: Gaia Your caption: Buttons: Gusty! Look at you, you're a mess! Gusty: Yeah well, Tex trew me in the mudd when I asked him if I could kiss him! Buttons: You know that he has a girlfriend! This is the 3rd time this has happend! Gusty: I know, I whas there! Buttons: O, well, I quess I'll start with your teeth, your breath STINKS! Gusty: If you have to swallow mudd, you don't smell like flowers you know! Buttons:*wispers* I wish you would. Name: Gaia Your caption: Gusty: NOOOO! Buttons don't do it! don't do it!! Buttons: Sorry Gusty, I just have to! This can't go on any longer! Gusty: But I'm so close! Buttons: Yeah well, we had so many complaints! Gusty: What complaints? Buttons: Well that you smell, and that your hoofs leaf prints everywhere! Gusty: But I want to be in the Guiness Book of records! I haven't taken a shower in 15 days and 4 hours! I need just 2 days to get in the book! Buttons: Gusty, you do know somebody of the Guiness Book of records needs to BE there when you do so, because otherwise it isn't official. Gusty: What???? You mean al my efforts are useless?? Buttons: Yep Gusty: O, allright. I'll take a bath then. Buttons: Nope first I'll brush your teeth after hours of washing, bathing and brushing Buttons: You know Gusty? About that Guiness Book of recors official thing? Gusty: Yeah? Buttons: I whas just kidding, as long as there are witnesses you can get into the guiness book of records with your record. Gusty: What?!!!!! *faints* Name: Gaia Your caption: *Gusty cries* Buttons: What's wrong Gusty? Gusty: What's wrong?? Look at me that's what's wrong! Buttons: O... Gusty: The only thing I did whas use this shampoo! Buttons: Well, that isn't shampoo actually *Gusty stops crying* Gusty: What is it then Buttons: It's Megan's special formula....it...it atracks dirty and dust. So we can clean Paradise Estate better! Gusty: What??? And you put it in shampoo????? Buttons: Yeah, we thaught nobody would use it! Gusty: Idiot! Name: Gaia Your caption: Buttons: OK Gusty, I can take a lot from you but now you've really gone to far! Gutsy: Euhm Buttons: Look at yourself! Gutsy: What did I do??? Buttons: You used my shampoo!!!! Gusty: *sign* Name: Gaia Your caption: Buttons just got premoted to a comercial person. Gusty: Ok, this is it, I can't get any lower. How come every time I wash my hair, and go to sleep, I wake up with this really really bad hair. Buttons: That's because you use the wrong shampoo use Gentle Shampoo from Simple. Simple the best shampoo for any hair! Give your hair a new look with Gentle shampoo! *Buttons smiles* Gusty: *sign* Name: Gaia E-mail address: stormwind16@hotmail.com Your caption: Buttons: Ok Gusty this is it! I'll give you a makeover if you like it or not! Gusty: No please no! Buttons takes the toothbrush and brushed Gusty's teeth. Buttons: *grin* Name: Gaia E-mail address: stormwind16@hotmail.com Your caption: Buttons: Look at you Gusty! You look like you haven't taken a bath in years! What's the matter with you? This is not the way to be noticed by Tornado you know! Gusty: But I thaught he liked his girl rough! Buttons: *sign* Name: Heaven Your caption: Gusty to Buttons: I wouldnt use that shampoo if I were you...How'd you think I ended up looking like I'd been dragged through a hedge backwards? Buttons to Gusty: Oh really? I just thought you'd let my sister do your hair..didnt you see what she managed to do to herdelf when she was let loose with the immac?? Name: icedblackrose Your caption: Buttons: GUSTY, you fool, I specifically asked you to get the "arm and hammer" toothpaste so we could all run around exclaiming "WOW" Gusty: Ooops! Buttons: like the ronseal stuff, does exactly what it says on the bottle, makes you simple! Name: Lady NorthStar Your caption: Gusty: Gentle? You really expect me to believe that this stuff is gentle? Buttons: That's what the bottle says. Gusty: *snorts* Well I'm not as naïve as some around here. Buttons: Hey now, I resent that remark. Gusty: No, you resemble that remark. Name: Lavender Lace ~Melinda~ Your caption: caption: The Smooze Exorcist Gusty wakes up one morning, looks in the mirror and gasps, "It's baaaaack!" Looking at the digusting plaque of smooze that has possessed her beautiful white body, she thinks to herself, "I need an expert!" She calls the only one that can help, Buttons....The Smooze Exorcist! Buttons arrives in a whirl of blue curls and fuzziness. Armed only with her small array of tools, a bottle of simple shampoo that has been blessed by Rosedust, her wand of power(a.k.a. a toothbrush), and the faith, gift and talent of a pony saint, she begins the tedious task of exorcising the smooze. Time passes. After hours of concentration and work, cursing the smooze and it's unrelenting resistance to flee Gusty's beautiful white coat, she is at last, successful in her task. Buttons steps back, admires the pristine snowiness of Gusty's coat. Gusty looks at Buttons, tears of gratitude well up in her doey eyes as Buttons declares in a triumphant voice of finality, "This pony is clear!" Name: Mobiles Your caption: Buttons: This smooze isn't coming off! I have been scrubbing for hours and my hooves have calluses! Gusty: But my next scene in the movie is coming up! Buttons: Maybe we should get the flutter ponies, they know how to cure smooze! Gusty: But they're busy with their tv interview and they won't be done for hours! Plus, I think it's working. If only the director didn't insist on using real smooze for my last screen shoot! Buttons: I think you might have to keep it on until the flutter pony scene, then you can just accidently brush against one, that'll cure you! Gusty:But that's too far away! I don't want to wait that long! Keep scrubbing! Buttons: You know your grumpy when your dirty! Name: Melody Your caption: Kids are gentle,good, and harmless they never: *play with their ponies *hit their ponies *drop the ponies in the garbage bin *watch the ponies get hit by cars *act like picasso,trying to be artists *scrub their ponies with sand... Name: Melody Your caption: Buttons screams: and ppl say that you're the most beautiful pony they've ever seen ?!!!! PFF! Name: Melody Your caption: Buttons: In a short time from now, the big brother ponies, the big brother ponies will arriiiiiiiiiiive!!! they've been racing round the...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH!! The Smooooooze!!! Gusty:Nah......it's me....pff.... Buttons: Gusty? You're lying!!You're not Gusty!!, Don't try to fool me! I know my friend! Gusty: and...? Buttons: She's nice, bright white, and she's got lots of thick fur! Gusty: well....Buttons...it really is me..... I Buttons: No! Don't try that one with me, you're probably Catrina ....again....trying to fool us. Well I won't work for you, you dirty creep!! Gusty: buttons, let me explain! You know that I wanted to get that fur off, as I wanted to look nice when The BB's would come here.. Buttons: yes..well.. I suppose you told me .. Gusty: and You said that I could do as your sis, shave it off you know... Buttons: yes.. Gusty: well....I went to a store at meghans side of the rainbow, and there it was!!! Newly released and it looked so perfect!! Buttons: What..? Gusty: You know, that new formula from veet... Buttons: but you didn't actually......er......you know... Gusty: actually.... Buttons: No!!!! Gusty: Yes......and..now I.....kind of....eh.....look like.......eh....you know........ Buttons: Oh, Crap.... Gusty: yep....but..I suppose you could fix me up..?..I mean....you're the hairdresser.... Buttons:well.....let me see....I have this enormous tube of shampoo here....It'd fix your hair....and I don't seem to find that good bleach.... Gusty: Oh, NO!!!!! I can't show up like this....*cries loudly* Buttons: shhh!!....*searches for bleach* Gusty: *cries even lauder* Buttons: TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!: the great toothbrush!!! Gusty: What the #$@%* ??!!!! Buttons:and Denivit toothpaste, makes you whiter than ever before !! *starts to scrub* Gusty gets all white... ~white like a dream~... Gets out from the parlour...sun shines...boys get home....gets together with salty.........has a happy life.... The end.. (never write stories when you haven't slept for 3 days)... just take a look at mine :p Name: mlplvr52302 Your caption: Gusty:"I wanted to have beautiful curls like Ringlet has"*Pouting* Buttons:"But whatever perm solution this was really fried your hair...I hope megan doesn't find out about this." Gusty:"But she said it would look really pretty on me." Buttons:"Who said it would look really pretty on you?" Gusty:"Sweet Lily" Buttons:"Of course she said that have you seen her hair?!Perfume puff ponies can't stand anyone to be more beautiful than they think they are.I do believe you have been scammed Gusty." Gussty:"Can you fix it?"*sobbing* Buttons:"Of course I can fix it. This isn't the first time I've taken care of a mess the Perfume Ponies have created.Remember the time you were playing in the field and Dainty Dahlia told you it would make your hair grow longer if you bathed in the mud?" Gusty:"Yeah, I thought I'd have that stuff in my hair forever!"*grimacing* Buttons:"Me too.I managed to get that out though.And I'm sure if I use this Simple again I can get this out too." Gusty:"I sure hope so." Buttons:"Hey Gusty,promise me one thing." Gusty:"Anything." Buttons:"Don't believe those nutty Perfume Puffs anymore.No matter what they say, you are beautiful just the way you are.No mud bath or perm solution is going to change that." Gusty:"I promise.Buttons,you really are a miracle worker, and my best friend too." Name: mlplvr52302 Your caption: 1."Simple" variant of Herbal Essence...."Ponies totally organic(orgasmic) experience" 2.MY Little Pony Bathhouse 3.The only salon to welcome The Smooze 4.Who knew ponies were bold enough to color their hair at the Pony Salon 5.Backstage at the My Little Pony Grammy Awards Show! 6.Britney Spears Hairdressers....we won't tell if you don't 7.What?You think they are this cute when they wake up? 8.The dog uses Febreeze and the Ponies use Simple 9.What happens when the humans are asleep..... 10.Gusty:"does my butt look big?" 11.Buttons:"I'll do my best Gusty but I can't promise anything. This is what happens when you play with Tornado." Name: mlplvr52302 Your caption: 11.Buttons:"I'll do my best Gusty but I can't promise anything. This is what happens when you play with Tornado." Name: My Lady Silver Your caption: Gusty: [waits unhappily while Buttons prepares to clean her] I'm such a mess! ::sniff:: Buttons: It's okay, Gusty, it'll be Simple to get out, and Oral-B right by your side the whole time, I promise. Gusty: [rolls eyes] Buttons, those were horrible jokes. Buttons: [snort] Whaaat, you didn't [hee-hee!] like them? [laughs uncontrollably] Name: Pina Colada Your caption: SS Buttons: *gasps upon finding Gusty, feebly attempting to groom herself* "Good Lord Gusty...what obscene hour of the morning did you get in last night?" Gusty: *moaning* "My memory is a bit hazy..." SS Buttons: "I can't believe that you did this to yourself the night before your big speech on Bushwoolie rights! Here now, brush your teeth...and let me see if I can do something with that hair of yours. Oh my, oh MY..." Gusty: "You know how nervous speeches make me...I was only trying to loosen up a bit." SS Buttons: "Yes, and in the meantime your campaign is going down the tubes...now what did I do with that Alka Seltzer...?" Name: ravfladermus Your caption: Bad hairday. Name: Rebecca (Cavalier) Your caption: BUTTONS: "Such language! Nothing a good soaping won't cure, though. Now, open up and say, 'Aaaah...'." *scrubs furiously* "By Majesty, I'll make a lady of you yet!" Name: Renee Kusama Your caption: "Simple get's the Smooze out" Name: ROCKY Your caption: Buttons: Wow Gusty ! I did not think all those rumors about those scammers were true I mean Lahti mentioned sea ponies... but no one ever said anything about unicorns!!! Gusty: Buttons...Just shut up and get to scrubbing ~gusty grumbles as buttons holds her nose and begins scrubbing~ Name: Sillver Linings ~ Lizabeth Blackwell Your caption: SS Buttons: What is that smell? Oh, sorry Gusty..hehe..didn't realize you were there... Gusty: *Glares* Just make. me. pretty. SS Buttons: ~mutters under breath~ Is that even possible?! Gusty: I heard that! Name: slj84 Your caption: "And we are back, for those who are just joining us on B.U.T.T.O.N.S we are doing free makeovers on those who really need them" Says the host Buttons "Hey!" Replys Gusty "Oh sorry, I mean for those who despratly need it" Gusty Mutters "Why did I listen to crumpet" "Now this paticular pony, Gisty" "Gusty" "Oh okay, well anyway we will be using the ever so gentle Simple Shampoo on Gasty's" turns to producers and whispers "Is that fur or mold?" "It is GUSTY and I like my fur!" "Sure dear, and then we will also be using the same on Garsty's hair, and combing it out with this, no not that one, that is my favorite amd her hair might ruin it." "It's Gusty, let me spell it out for you G.U.S.T.Y, you annoying little furball" "Oh dear the poor pony doesn't know how much help she needs, lets continue finally we will be brushing her teeth and Gesty will look great, but not as good as me of course." "Okay" Says Gusty really annoyed "Lets see what Bittens can do' "Buttons dear" "Buttans?" "No Buttons" "Oh it is BBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPP?" "Umm can we goto commercial? yeah okay, and now a word from our sponsers" Name: Spring Song Your caption: Gusty: How can Peachy be late for her own salon? I have an appointment! Buttons: Um... Gusty: Gosh, I sure hope she can make me look as nice as you. Buttons: Well of course she can. *mumbles* I hope. Name: Synique Your caption: Pony Hair Macrame Project: The Aftermath Name: torchs Your caption: Gusty--- Now, look what i am !! Buttons--- Erm.... * looking Gusty * u are a NNS gusty... Gusty--- Yeah, a NSS diry-gross-pony ! Buttons--- Well, i did it once on buttons... i just tried something new... Gusty--- * looking buttons right into her eyes* Something new ? like ? Buttons--- but gusty.... i were thinking that the toothbrush would deflock faster than those combs... i hurt my hooves trying to deflock buttons before... Plus, with that simple, its easier to do !! Gusty--- U are telling me that Simple can remove flocking ? shiishhhhh.... i really wonder why they put gentle shampoo on it