RESULTS OF TTT'S MANKY BAIT CAPTION CONTEST! ------------------------------------------ The pic in question, that was used for the contest, is here: http://www.btinternet.com/~dragonsgold/Claire/Caption/captbaits.jpg *********** Winner! *********** Name: jlm Your caption: Coming up next.... "When Bait Breeds." *********** Honorable mentions *********** Name: Silverheart Your caption: *TTT passes by, stops, stares, and shakes head* I KNEW I shouldn't have left my supplies out last night! Guys, where did Pinwheel's horn go? Name: Fire Muse Your caption: Pink Pony: "You LOOK like Gelfling...*sniff, sniff*... SMELL like Gelfling... maybe you ARE Gelfling!" REST OF ENTRIES: Name: ahrian Homepage URL: http://www.mlp.esmartweb.com Your caption: Pinwheel: "I feel like I am forgetting something." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: ahrian Homepage URL: http://www.mlp.esmartweb.com Your caption: Pinwheel: "I feel a draft. Is there a window open?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: ahrian Homepage URL: http://www.mlp.esmartweb.com Your caption: The Addams Family reunion, pony style! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Andromeda Starshine Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/anime4/etherealandromeda Your caption: Ponyland News Show announcer..... "The after effects of the nuclear testing in Ponyland are becoming even more apparent as more citizens step forward for government and state aid with their hospital bills." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Baby Sea Breeze Your caption: Pink pony : "Hi. My name is Bob." All: "Hi, Bob!" Bob: "And, well, I don't have a horn. And it makes me cry!" All: "Awwwwww!!!! Well, we're here to help you get through it, Bob." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Baby Sunribbon Your caption: Pinwheel: Gee, i always thought this sort of thing was going to happen to Fizzy, not me... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: batty rose Your caption: Pinwheel and the others volunteered to allow Peachy to practice her beauty arts on them before her first day of beauticians school. Looking around at the baby ponies, she was happy that she hadn't volunteered for a complete makeover like the others, yet she couldn't help but worry at what Peachy's eyebrow job was going to look like. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Beachball Your caption: Pinwheel uses the hole in her head to suck up the baby ponies' cuteness for an instant materialized makeover (and for bonus brain food) so's to never become custom bait again! *manical laughter* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Britt Your caption: Baby Rainfeather: "Scuse me ma'am.. um.. i think youre missin something..." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Cassie Your caption: Baby Glory:Hey, looks like somebody got a little carried away with the white-out... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: cattrah Homepage URL: http://www.fashionstarfillies.com Your caption: White baby pony: This fog's so thick I can't see my own catarax. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: chekru Your caption: oh' please no, don't make us beautiful again, it took us years to get like this!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: cherie Your caption: every little ponies nightmare!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Chibi Epona Your caption: And you thought dog attacts were bad........ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: christina Your caption: if water goes in her FOREHEAD, where does it come out?! -baby rainfeather -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Dark Whizzer Your caption: I call to order the annual meeting of the custom baits! We are aware that someone here is inviting fakies! Do not do that! They would be intimidated by our superior beauty. On a lighter note, I have recently started my own TV show! Turning Perfect ponies into custom baits! The ponies loive their new looks. One was so happy she cried! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Dazzle_Glow Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/solar_isis Your caption: Baby Rainfeather: "Wou guys, me thinks Megan was wight... wou shouldn't have twaken advice from that nice Mr. Jackson man..." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: ddcoyne Your caption: Mommy pony's chemo treatments were going well, she only wished they wouldn't have had to remove her horn. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Dragonlady Your caption: Next on the pony edition of "What not to wear"... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: drusilla Homepage URL: http://www.undead455.ca Your caption: Were all stars now in the dope show -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Elli Your caption: Baby Rainfeather: "Bags I get the horn- I can have great fun with that*..." *hinting at her..ehem....'rear opening' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Elli Your caption: Baby Rainfeather to the other DnW babies: "Ooh, what fun we could have with that horn...." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Elli Your caption: Rainfeather: I think you should report that plastic surgeon to the GMC... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Elli Your caption: The My Little Pony Freak show gets underway...and everyone runs away... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Elli Garnett Homepage URL: http://www.dazzled.com/mlpplushies/plushies.html Your caption: Baby Rainfeather the 'barber surgeon' attempts medieval style trepanning with disasterous consequences: "Hey, you removed my beautiful horn!" Baby Rainfeather: "Well.....piercings are very fashionable these days..." Another baby: "Yeah, just not in your forehead!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: eloise Homepage URL: http://geocities.com/ponywiz/index Your caption: baby rainfeather has just walked in the doctors waiting room:`` YUCK,is that a pimple on her leg?`` -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Eugeal Homepage URL: http://members.xoom.it/eugeal Your caption: Pony'n Furter used the Medusa Machine. Image taken from the movie "The Pony Horror Picture Show" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Fairlie Your caption: Joan Rivers: "I like it! The minimalist look is sooo hot right now." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: flutternight Your caption: *announcer voice* Dry, rough, flaky skin is gone in an instant with our new product, Peachy's Acitone Tonic- Get clearer, newer skin instantly! Don't like that horn? Peachy can take it off for you! Eye color doesn't suit you? Peachy can remove the whole eye! Come on down to Peachy's grooming parolor today and try it out! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: garej Your caption: So the auditions for the next round of the Rocky Horror Show begins! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: girlcat Homepage URL: http://www.kittenish.org Your caption: peachy could not have picked a worse time to go on her lunch break. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Greenmoon Your caption: It became very obvious to Baby Glory that she was in a bad but weird place when she saw the 'doctor'. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Greenmoon Your caption: Suddenly, Pinwheel realised she was in the WRONG building, and had to run. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Greenmoon Your caption: Pinwheel: Maybe if I just stand here, they won't notice me... Uhoh, they spotted me!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Greenmoon Your caption: Baby Glory realised with horror that something BAD was going to happen to her -- Or so she THOUGHT, then she saw the one with nothing on and KNEW something bad was going to happen. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Greenmoon Your caption: Suddenly, Baby Rainfeather realised she'd gone into the WRONG building... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: GypsyShadowRose Your caption: I think those guys from the Mafia were serious when they said they wanted their money back! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: h.a.s. Your caption: "We aren't even good enough for EBAY..." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: heidi senlick Your caption: When Christina Agularia's stylist decides to move on from celebs to ponies... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Iceglider Your caption: Baby Rainfeather: Hey Mommy! the fashion dummies for your shop window arrived, but it looks like one of them broke during shipping. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: ilfiorelaluna Your caption: "Dr Governess Quackers: Thank you again for the fabulous new self-cleaning Nu-Clear park & pool you set up around that old empty building next door; the kids and I absolutely love it!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: jenjam Your caption: Pinwheel thinks "I better lay off the crack cause I need one more freaky baby, like I need another hole in my head!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: KarentheUnicorn Your caption: When Peachy got to work Monday she realized....her new customers were gona need a LOT of work. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Kim aka Medley Your caption: *exasperated sigh, shift to one hip* "I need another kid like I need another hole in the head...." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Kim aka Medley Your caption: The pale baby unicorn felt somewhat disadvantaged in this game of hide 'n' seek.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Kim aka Medley Your caption: I said I wanted Peachy's BEAUTY Parlour!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Kristen Homepage URL: http://www.herdlands.netfirms.com Your caption: Annoucer: Smooze removable gone wrong. Baby Rainfeather: Theres nothing wrong with me!! Annoucer: No, your just ugly -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Kristen Your caption: Blue and purple pony: Ok who's passing the gass? Baby rainfeather: I Think it was her! (Points to pink pony missing horn) Pure white pony: *Thinking to self* Just blend in. They'll never know it was you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Lady Blood Raven Your caption: You can't blame the Smooze for this one . . . -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: LadyFizz Your caption: Gulping, Pinwheel held her pierced and shaven head high as she stepped up onto the podium of the CBA meeting and announced, "Hi everyone, my name is Pinwheel and I've been a member of Custom Baits Anonymous for about three years now..." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: LadyFizzy Homepage URL: http://halcyonblue.diaryland.com/ or http://night-eyes.diaryland.com/ Your caption: The ponies sing very mournfully: "When I was just a liiiittle giiiirl I asked my mother what will I be? Wiiiill I beee prettyyy, wiiill I beee riiich, here's what shee saaaid too meee...*all belt at the top of their voices* QUE SERAAA SERAAAAA! WHATEVER WILL BEEE WILL BEEE..." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: LadySymphony Your caption: *Pinwheel is crying from humiliation* Baby pony: So where do you stand on the whole bald vs. shaved issue? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Little Spiffy Homepage URL: http://littlespiffy11.tripod.com/poniesforsale.htm Your caption: Rainfeather: Good work everyone! Now lets begin removing her brain! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Malinky Your caption: But does it make my butt look big? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Marie Your caption: Ponyland falls apart when the only beautician looses all her hair. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Mavrica Homepage URL: http://www.toypony.com Your caption: Peachy off camera ticking herself ---Why did I put thoes "Free Makeover" cupons in the newspaper, *sigh* I could have made a fortune with this lot!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Mulbiles Your caption: "So I see you guys were having fun playing with the neighbours new scissors and paint set." said Baby Rainfeather -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Nethilia Homepage URL: http://www.spenecial.com Your caption: It was clients like this that made Peachy want to give u0p the whole "makeover" business. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: ponyaddict1978 Your caption: Reality t.v. hits a low point -Osbournes watch out- these are your replacments!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Princess Kate Homepage URL: http://www.babyfathead.com Your caption: It was decided that Nick Knowles and co should pay the Grooming Parlour a visit for the next 'UK's Worst..' programme. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: PrincessStarbust Your caption: Baby Rainfeather: I thought you were going to go with the "Mary Tyler Moore" haircut... What happened? Pinwheel: Well, I was feeling adventurous... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: *~Princess Sapphire~* Homepage URL: http://www.oz.net/~carebear/MLP.html Your caption: *Pinwheel the preschool teacher*- Baby Rainfeather you have time out! You are NOT allowed to bite your teacher! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: *~Princess Sapphire~* Your caption: Baby Rainfeather: Oh my, what a horrible way to go! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: PuseKatten Your caption: Yay, We are Ponylands hottest ponies! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Quetzacoatl Your caption: Pinwheel: "I just knew I could wink with all of us to the Beauty Parlor. Hey...Why are you looking at me like that?" *twitch* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Rad Homepage URL: http://rad_19.tripod.com/radslands/id24.html Your caption: any one of the babies (very innocently): "Mommy, is that where I came from?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: sailormoon aka marion Your caption: Baby Rainfeather: "Is this the worst nightmare ever, or what?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: sailormoon aka marion Your caption: This is the karaoke bar at the mad house! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: sarix Your caption: and so in medieval times custom baits were locked in cages an stared at by paying onlookers during carnivals, as if they were wild animals wild animals. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Scaeva Homepage URL: http://synique.neverwhere.org Your caption: My Little Pony meets BMEzine.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: SillyBilly Your caption: Baby Rainfeather to Pinwheel, Baby Cotton Candy and Baby Glory: - "Wanna hear a joke? Baby Glory has no eyes..." The others: - "How does she look then?" Baby Rainfeather - "Terrible!!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Spaceh Your caption: From the pages of the Pony Mutant School yearbook... From left to right: Bleach Accident Pony, Bee Sting Pony, Monk Pony, Bad Hair Day Pony, Zombie Pony Monk pony(Buddhist!)-"Now children, today we will learn about the ways we can free ourselves from the desires so we can all go to Nirvana to eat ice cream!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Sunnie Bunny Your caption: Pink Pony = This new Defrizzing Shampoo Really works, litterally, no more Friz, and No more Hair eather. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Suntattoo Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/falcon/fire_storm/home.html Your caption: Baby Rainfeather: You know, I always had this feeling that we were different. Something not quite exactly like the rest of the ponies around here. But I put up with it. I put up with not being the cutest pony, or the favorite pony, or the cleanest pony. I can deal with living in a box or a corner but please, please don't let them turn me to STONE like they did to her! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: SweetieBabyFizzy Homepage URL: http://none Your caption: The all white little pony said "These are the real ponies of ponyland, my only friends who are ok with me being an albino.." * evil snickers from the crowd* "that's what you think.." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: victoria Your caption: Hay what happened to him He got stunned by my flashy hair Ya I bet hahaha whats your problem um not to be rude but its turrning red,white,gra,blue,pueple ahhhhhhhh! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Wyndsilver mlp Your caption: Baby Glory: (looks at screen) Help... me.... Somebody..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Wingsong Your caption: "and the ponies who will have thier lives transformed in this seasons extreme make over will be...." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------