Results of Confetti caption contest *********** Winner! ******** Name: Cinnamon Your caption: Confetti-"I swear to the powers that be, that I will NEVER, EVER, agree to help out in the nursery again. Those newborns are little demons!" ~Confetti looks at Peachy~ "Would you stop laughing and do something about this!?!?! Peachy! PEACHY!!!" ~Peachy just continues to laugh~ Honourable mentions: ******************** Name: Baby Nightglider Your caption: --@@Grooming Parlour Haiku@@-- White with rainbow hair Evil custom bait eyes gleam Dirty Confetti. Name: Helen Oliver (Miss Mousie) Your caption: Confetti: So this is what they warned me about when I decided I wanted to be at the front at a Stereophonics gig! Name: Beachball Your caption: Shhh! I'm trying to be one with the dust bunny community... *wiggles nose repeatedly* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Other entries -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Ahrian Your caption: Confetti: *sigh* If i wasn't stuck in this darn shy pose, I might be able to quit walking in circles. Then at least I would know to avoid the mud puddles. *pout* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: AJ Your caption: UK Confetti says: "UG! I am so dirty and horrid that I can't bear to even look at myself in the mirror!" OR UK Confetti says: "He he he Peachy, eat your heart out for I am queen of the grooming parlour now! Now to steal a crown from one of the princess ponies. First I will make it look as if I have been ruffed up and then they will take pity on me .... " mumbles her evil plans for a hostile take over to herself as she starts mussing herself up. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Baby Buttons Your caption: Peachy (standing nearby): I can feel the love already...a dirty pony has no change of being bought against me. UK Confetti: But your so common... Peachy: And your so dirty.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Baby Sunny Your caption: "I'm Just Havin' a BAD hair day!" -Sunny -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: BABY TOOTSIE Your caption: AND HERE IS CONFETTI REMINDING ALL THE DEPRESSED PONIES THAT THERE'S ALWAY'S GOING TO BE SOMEONE WORSE OF THEN YOU -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Beky Your caption: "Cor Blimey Mary Poppins, get one of the babies to clean yer chimneys next time!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: binkyboots Your caption: this is your pony on drugs, to stop pony drug abuse call now (money from every phone call goes to having confetti taken to rehab) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Brittany Your caption: "yeah.. YOU had a bad day? let me tell you something. I got pulled over on the way to work for speeding, spilled my coffee, fell into a mud puddle AND i'm having a bad hair day. oh yes lets hear about YOUR bad day" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Cassandra Your caption: Confetti gets ready for an 80s revival night, forgetting that some things, such as backcombed hair and goth music, should *never* be revived ;) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Crannberry Muffins Your caption: Confetti; 4-speed will pay for this! I guess that's what happens when you trust 4-speed to do your hair-do for the Prom. Now I'm the laughing stock of the whole school. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Denise Robertson "Butterscotch" Your caption: Confetti says: "Is this the stage where I'll compete in the swimsuit contest the Miss Pony World competition? I hope I have time for a bath and to fix my hair! I hope I can still fit into my bikini! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Desert Wind Your caption: "Can you BELIEVE that hyper little Spike kicked ALL this mud on me?!" lol :-) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Eugeal Your caption: My real name is Confetti but my evil sisters call me Cinderella... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: *~Funky Fern~* Your caption: Confetti sat down, and cried. That new Babylon hair straightener that she had bought had burnt her hair, before bursting into flames. She would never make it to the wedding on time. Why hadnt she just left well alone? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: glory78 Your caption: Peachy says "This will be my greatest challenge." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Greenmoon Your caption: Conffetti: *talking on phone while trying to make a cake* So I said to the hairdresser, 'That's the wrong style!' And then she sent me out on m- *Oven spews smoke in her face* *Cough* Call ya later, cake burnt. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Greenmoon Your caption: Confetti: *holding a fork* Wonder what would happen if I put this in the power socket... *BZZZZZZT* *Cough* Now I know.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Low Rider Your caption: "honestly offiter I'm sotally tober! Ders no trinking in pony whand!" Really UK confetti? Please stand up here. *points to the grooming parlour platform* UK Confetti slowly climbs up. "Ohhhh my freakin' head I'm so wasted!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Lyric Your caption: Confetti: The next time I have a birthday wish...I won't ask for rain... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Karen Your caption: This is what I get for being so shy. The other ponies don't even notice when I'm taking a nap; they just walk all over me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Kim Your caption: Confetti: "What's the best thing for a hangover?" Pretty Parlor Beautician: "Drinking heavily the night before." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Little Flitter Your caption: Glory the hairdresser: Confetti you're late for the miss ponyland pageant, how am I supposed to do your hair if......(gasp) What on EARTH happened to you? Confetti: It's a long story. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Little Flitter Your caption: Confetti's friends:Confetti, I think you owe us an explanation for this. Confetti:Well...I was coming to the party when all of a sudden these little creatures jumped me from behind a building and dumped mud on me and.... Friends:Confetti..... Confetti:Oh, all right, I went to bed without taking a shower and the alarm didn't go off, and when I realized I was so late I rushed down here without looking in the mirror, and you know the rest. Sorry? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: otherunicorn Your caption: Oh! A REAL customer.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Palm Oasis Your caption: Confetti talking angrily to her friends: "When I said; let's throw confetti at the ponyland parade, I was talking about those colorful, little, cut up papers and glitter. I wasn't talking about myself!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Palm Oasis Your caption: Confetti; I will not be custom bait, I will not be custom bait, I will not be custom bait. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: MarzipanTheCat Your caption: (Peachy speaking) So, I guess Confetti just can't get the hang of maintaining the Jennifer Aniston style once she gets home. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: melody Your caption: Peachy: oh! look what the cat dragged in! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Medly21 Your caption: Confetti- How do I look Peachy? Are you sure this new dirt colored make up is really in? And big hair? and messy hair? wait a minute- peachy why are you grinning like that? Fakie~whipping off costume~ ha ha you miserable little pony now everyone will love me more than you! Even though I'm just a miserable fakie because I have made you pretty enough only for the CB box!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mu ha ha ha -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Merryfruits Your caption: *sings throatily while doing pouty eye and mouth expression thing and strange straight legged dance aka tina turner* "Bad brush... city limits...." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Sarah Your caption: 'Never put your hoof in the socket, never put your hoof in the socket, never put your hoof in the socket....' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Scaeva Your caption: The Artist Formerly Known as Confetti on Karaoke Night: "'My name is Frizz, ooo, and I am funky. My name is Frizz, ooo, the one and only.'" Thinking: 'Maybe this was a bad Hallowe'en costume. You think Tina Turner would've worked better with this hair?' -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Scorch014 Your caption: Kids, This is the reason you should never do Crack. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: stardancer Your caption: An indignant Confetti explains "This is all you need to know: Party. Peanuts. And Pigpen" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Sundrop Your caption: Confetti was filthy and tired - The second-rate realtor she'd hired "Sure bought me a home," 'Fetti said with a groan, "But an ashtray's not what I desired!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: The Draven Cats Your caption:OK. You all can stop laughing now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: virginia Your caption: "Ponyland's new exchange student." hehehehehehehe ;) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: wie Your caption: "My mommy thinks I'm beautiful!" hehehehehehehhehehehehehehehe. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------