Entries from "NSS Buttons and SS Buttons" caption contest -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ******** *WINNER* ******** Name: flutternight Your caption: Anouncer: "yes, it is true- you too can have smooth, fuzz free skin in an instant with our new de-fuzzing comb" SSbuttons: "I've lived with this embarassing problem for years, and I've learned to accept the fact that I will never live up to the beauty potentials of other ponies, but now that I have found comb-de-fuzz I know all my problems are over!" NSS butttons: "yes, just look at me! I too used to live in fear and shame, but now I strut my stuff like the fillie I am thanks to comb-de-fuzz!" SS and Nss Buttons: "Thank you comb-de-fuzz!" Anouncer: "Now you too can have comb-de-fuzz in your home or office for not five, not four, but three! Three easy payments of 49.95! Call toll free to 1-800-FUZZAWAY prices and participation may vary, not available in TX, CA and NE, see our convientiant flyer in your local paper!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- REST OF ENTRIES ****************** Name: A. Your caption: How's about "I'm feeling horny, are you?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Ahrian Your caption: NSS Buttons: I don't think I should have picked that fight with that electrolysis machine. SS Buttons: Looks like you lost too! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Baby Atlas Your caption: NSS: Why couldn't we have been IDENTICAL twins! SS: Oh shut up... so I inherited mother's L-O-V-E-L-Y lovely fur! And you... well, you inherited dad's balding gene *stiffles a laugh* NSS: Shut UP! *grins evilly* And stand stil so I can do your hair. ***3 hours later- SS looks in the mirror and screams*** SS: I'M BALD!! Sis! I'm going to kill you!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Baby Brillant Bloom Your caption: SS Buttons, eyeing NSS Buttons: What happened to you? Get carried away with the Nail Polish remover again? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Baby_Glory_2000 Your caption: NSSB to SSB: "You've been watching those late night werewolf movies again haven't you??" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Baby WildOne E-mail address: jennifer.gruhl@sympatico.ca Your caption: NSS Buttons: Dahling!!! You know NOOOBODY wears fur anymore!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Barbara Your caption: SS Buttons: get off! It's my turn now! You already brushed your fur off! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Beky Your caption: or how about this one... NSS Buttons: You know sis, boys really don't dig the hairy look, you really should get Megan to give you a shave or a wax - look how soft and silky my legs are now! Your caption: SS Buttons: What the hell happened to you? NSS Buttons: *sniff* Rowan just skinned me alive :-( -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Canadac (Connie Lee Steigenberger) Your caption: NSS Buttons: Once we are finished with your main darling, we will start on that body wax job. Trust me, you will feel like a whole different pony once it's done. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Cassey/Sugarberry MLP Your caption: ss buttons: "WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOURSELF? nss buttons: "well i was taking an oxyclean bath, and i guess the water was a little to hot!" Your caption: nss buttons: Hey sis, do you remember when I told you i was going to buy that hair removal spray they have on the tv? ss buttons: Yeah i remember..... Looks like it worked great! Your skin is so smooth, can i use some? nss buttons: NO!! You cant use it!! ss buttons: Why not? nss buttons: Because i used it all, it takes so much to work... stupid product. Maybe i will just go back to a good old razor.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: CHERIE Your caption: SS.. WELL THAT NARE WORKED WONDERS HOW DO YOU FEEL NSS.. A LITTLE ON THE BREEZY SIDE Your caption: SO YOU'RE HORNY TOO HUH? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Deadly Nightshade 87 Your caption: SS Buttons: Gee Buttons... It must be nice to not have to deal with all this yucky fuzzy stuff all over your body.. NSS Buttons: Yeah... It is quite nice... -Swishes her tail- It would suck to be you... -Snickers- SS Buttons: That wasnt very nice... -Starts to tear- NSS Buttons: It wasnt supposed to be "nice" -grimaces- SS Buttons: -Cries- NSS Buttons: -Rolls her eyes- Geeze... U american ponies, I tell ya... So whiny! -Walks away with her head high in the air- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: DigitalDuckie Your caption: NSS buttons: Usually the afro style is for the mane, NOT the fur on your body -_- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Dragon Pony2000 Your caption: SS Buttons: "La de da de da,I think I'll go visit the Pretty Parlor today." *Walks through the door* SS Buttons: OMG look what the cat dragged in! Ha ha, you look so ridiculous with no fur! NSS Buttons: "Well, I'll be, if it isn't the abominable fur ball coming to town. Your petty inslts only say you're jealous of my beauty." SS Buttons: Oh please, me be jealous of you, never. NSS Buttons: Why don't you just step over here to get your hair done? I'll let you go ahead of me. *evil grin* SS Buttons: That's nice of you. *goes and sits in the chair* RIIIIIPPPP! SS Buttons: Ow! Hey, what are you doing!! NSS Buttons: You did sign up for a body wax did you not? SS Buttons: No, I signed up for a hair trim. NSS Buttons: That's not what it says on the sign up sheet for the Body Wax. You're not signed up for a trim at all dear. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: DuckySoup Your caption: SS: OMG! IS THAT A FLUTTER COMB?!?! Hollywood is going to KILL you once she finds out you used her favorite comb (stolen from another flutter pony, of course) to apply your deflocking chemicals!! NSS: well, i wasnt going to tell her.. i figured she would figure it out sooner or later.. SS(interrupting): yeah, like when her hair falls out! *pauses and thinks* well, she is kind of stuck up.. id like to see her walking around bald for once.. NSS *grins* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Emily :) Your caption: NSS Buttons: Ugh, it's so embarassing having a twin who doesn't shave! Can't you just, like, buy a Pony Bic or something for once? SS Buttons: *snort* Oh right, like you haven't been leaving razors on the bathroom sink every day for me to find. Don't even bother denying it either. Oh, and in case you forgot, ponies are supposed to have fur, not be completely bald, Miss Chrome Dome. NSS Buttons: *whining* But it's so out of style! Can't you at least cut it a little or something while we're here? SS Buttons: Screw what's in style. Are you a pony or are you a sheep? NSS Buttons: *out of spite* Baaaaa. SS Buttons: *throwing a brush at her sister* Oh, shut up! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Gaia Your caption: NSS buttons throws a stick out the pretty parlor. ,,Go get the stick girl go get it!" says NSS Buttons. SS buttons runs out the Pretty Parlor and gomes back with the stick in her mouth. ,,Woef Woef!" ,,There's a good girl!" Your caption: NSS Buttons to SS Buttons; "OMG Buttons did you watch that werewolf movie AGAIN?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: garej Your caption: NSS Buttons: Next time I go to the hairdressers, remind me NOT to ask for that cut!!!!!!! They've taken your excess hair and replanted it all over your body!! FREEEEAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Heaven Draven Your caption: SS to NSS: I think you took the "Brazillian Wax" thing a little too far.... NSS: At least my bikini line hasnt overgrown my entire body! OR: NSS to SS: What do you mean you replaced my shampoo with Immac!!!!! Also: SS to NSS: the David Beckham (shaved sides, spiked bit in the middle of his head, for those who dont know) look really doesnt suit you dahhhling! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Jenny Your caption: SS Buttons: Ummm.... your buttons are showing. NSS Buttons: Ack! Don't look at me! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: jlm6631 Your caption: NSS says to SS :I had to accept you had the same hair, the same color skin, the same symbol, and the same name. But do you have to be so hairy? Ya know that wooly mammoth thing went out back in 1984, and I don't want anyone thinking I am trying to look stupid. Your caption: NSS Buttons confuses SS buttons in song..... NSS buttons: Now who's the real button pony yes I'm the real button pony. All you other button ponies are just imitating. So won't the real pony please stand up! Please stand up! Please stand up! (yes this is inspired by My Names Is... by Eminem) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Lady NorthStar Your caption: NSS: By the rainbow! Don't tell there's a full moon out. SS: Why? NSS: *baffled* Look in the mirror. SS: *looks in the mirror and screams* What happened!?! NSS: *shakes head* You know we can't go out durning a full moon since that whole curse thing happened. SS: *turns around* I keep forgetting about that. NSS: o_O -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Lil Alley Cat Your caption: NSS Buttons: NO! You CAN'T brush my hair, just look what you did to your STARS! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Lori Your caption: NSS Buttons: Welcome to the Nair Salon. Let's get rid of that unsightly stubble, shall we? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: lovely tickle Your caption: NSS Buttons ( stopping brushing her fabulous mane for a momnt) :"But.....My Dear SISTER! It's SUMMER, how can you DARE going out with a winter oufit? all this fuzziness! You're such an UNFASHIONABLE girl!" :b pretty dumb one, I know. ^_^ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Megan Your caption: SS Button: Hey look its evil Buttons { evil grin } Buttons: Evil am I? I’ll show you what evil is SS Buttons: HA HA So you are evil Buttons: AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Melody Your caption: Non So Soft Buttons: *thinking* I remember when I was a So Soft… So Soft Buttons: Mmm? Non So Soft Buttons: It was SO HORRIBLE! Luckily this incredibly hunky guy pony with a nose earring and a gorgeous Mohawk came to my rescue. So Soft Buttons: (mildly surprised) Oh? What happened? Non So Soft Buttons: Well he said, “Honestly. You call yourself a pony? You look like a whacked out furball to me!” So Soft Buttons: How terrible! Non So Soft Buttons: *teary eyed* Yes, yes, I know. Anyhow, he told me I should get a de-flocking job and offered to do it himself. So Soft Buttons: How gentlemanly! Non So Soft Buttons: But now I think I look extra gorgeous. I mean beauty all over and no weird nuzzily stuff to worry about. Like, check out these hips… So Soft Buttons: That’s IT! Now get those de-flocking scissor thingies! I want a de-flocking job and I want it NOW! *coughs* Ahem… Non So Soft Buttons: I knew it! I’ll go get the scissors. (bounces off happily) *evil grins* Ooooh, now this should be FUN! Your caption: SS> Oh ,dear!!What happened to your fur?!!!! Nss> Brushed it off ... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Mommy Berrytown Your caption: NSS Buttons: *sings* Oh they call him the stre-e-eak!! SS Buttons: Resigning yourself to your new look? NSS Buttons: No. Just making the best of it...and I still haven't forgiven you for how suspiciously much like shampoo that bottle of Nair looked on the edge of the tub... SS Buttons: Oh please... NSS Buttons: And anyway, I hear guys like a smooth girl over a fuzzy one. Hopefully this new look will say "touch me". SS Buttons: .....that's in case they can't read the tattoo right? *RUNS!* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Pina Colada Your caption: NSS to SS: "Honey...you have *got* to do something about this little body-hair problem of yours. Well...I guess this ain't no *little* problem, now is it." SS looks on miserably as NSS clucks her tongue. SS to NSS: *whispering* "I *still* have nightmares about Miracle Gro." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Princess Poohgirl Your caption: SS Buttons: Oh my gosh! Are you at it AGAIN? NSS Buttons: *quickly hides brush* SS Buttons: Look I've told you a million times. You can brush that bald butt of yours till its raw, it's NEVER going to grow fuzz. NSS Buttons: But Wavedancer said she heard that brushing hair promotes healthy hair growth. SS Buttons: And you believe what a pony with a HOLE IN HER HEAD tells you?? ARGH! Didn't I tell you to ask Megan to get you some of that Rogaine stuff last week? NSS Buttons: But the little brat wanted a "ride". So I told her to stuff it cause no one "rides" this pony! Besides, I think it's really working! If you squint really hard you can see the beginnings of a little fuzz. SS Buttons: That's a piece of lint. NSS Buttons: Oh....well, it's a start! SS Buttons: Help me.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: *~Princess Sapphire~* Your caption: SS Buttons: OMG Buttons! What did you do to yourself!!!? NSS Buttons: *sniff* it wasn't me!! That girl, she had 2 of us so she...she.....deflocked me!!!! *wahhhhhhhh* Your caption: SS Buttons walks into the salon..... NSS Buttons looks at her with disgust NSS Buttons: "WHO are you????" SS Buttons: "I'm Buttons, and just WHO are you?" NSS Buttons: "Oh no you're not *I'M* Buttons!" SS Buttons: "Just look at my beautiful symbol!!! Isn't it obvious my name would be buttons????" NSS Buttons: "So you think just because you have buttons on your butt your name should be Buttons? Then I guess Mimic's name would be Parrot huh? I also happen to have buttons on MY symbol, and see these beautiful stars?? It's quite obvious that MY name is Buttons!" SS Buttons: "But look at MY beautiful flocking, isn't it obvious that I'm the most beautiful??" NSS Buttons grabs the brush and scissors and starts cutting off SS Buttons hair NSS Buttons: "Now who's the most beautiful??" SS Buttons" "My hair!!! My beautiful hair!!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: sam234uk Your caption: what do you mean THE DRAVEN CAT'S RAN YOU UNDER A HOT TAP AND ACCIDENTLY DEFLOCKED YOU???? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Sherri a.k.a Baby AppleJack Your caption: "Hey Buttons" says SS Buttons "Don't come in here, you can't come in here! you just think you are so perfect with all that hair..." replied NSS Buttons "But I..." "But I, But I, yea right you just wanted to come in here and look in my mirror and show off your perfect hair and make me relize how horrible mine is.." "But mom.." "You lied, mom never told you, you could" "Thats not what I was going to say" "WHAT THEN WHAT!!!" "Dinner is ready" "Oh" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Sillver Linings (Lizabeth Blackwell~Lizzy) Your caption: NSS: OH. MY. Goodness. What did you do to yourself?! I told you about those stupid Chia Pets, but would you listen....NOooo...of course not, you just had to go hang around with that chia sheep didn't you? Now just look at what you've done to yourself!..... SS: Just....*shut up*..... NSS: Ch-ch-ch-Chia! *giggles evilly* SS: ~Tackles NSS~. Your caption: NSS: OH. my. GOSH. What did they do to you?!? I told you to stay away from those Chia Pets! But you wouldn't listen, nooo, you always know what's best don't you?! Now look what you've done to yourself! SS: ....*shut up*..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: SkyeSurfer Your caption: SS: *with a jaw-dropped look of horror* AAAHH!!! What did you DO?! NSS: *proudly* Now they can tell us apart! SS: They already COULD tell us apart! You've got STARS on your ass and I don't! NSS: oh... crap. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Soccer Chicka Your caption: *SS walks into the Pretty Parlor and spots NSS brushing her non furry body* SS: *holds in laughter* You look ridiculous! NSS: *shoots a dirty look* Female balding runs in the family you know! SS: Eep! -_-; Your caption: SSBUttons wal;ks into the pretty parlor. SS: *cough* NSS: *looks at her stangely and ignores* SS: Would belive me if I told you that stubble is in style? NSS: *stops humming the 'I'm your Venus' song from the Venus shaver commercial* Don't tell me you lost a bet with Gusty again! SS: *lowers her head sheepishly* I did... NSS: I told you not to tell me! -_-' SS: *clears throat* So umm...are you using that brush? NSS:*sigh* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Stormcloud Your caption: NSS Buttons: Let me guess... You're my 9:00 wax appointment. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: spootius Your caption: SS Buttons was a proud fellow said she to NSS don't you know The SS is the queen of the land with unicorn powers at her command The SS stands straight and tall her flocking is the softest of all Her ready ears and her thoughtful eyes makes her a pony both proud and wise Who's the best one? Who's to say? Each one is a pretty in its own way... The NSS she was standing by said she to the SS tell me why you think you're best? That is a silly idea I'll tell you who is best if you lend an ear The NSS is so beautiful they say without all that flocking in the way Her symbol so sweet and her delicate nose makes her the best everybody knows Who's the best one? Who's to say? Each one is a pretty in its own way... The SS she was standing by said she to the NSS tell me why you think you're best? That is a silly idea I'll tell you who is best if you lend an ear The SS is a beautiful beast She has pretty soft fur at the very least Beats all the other in beauty all round so join with the world in her renown Who's the best one? Who's to say? Each one is a pretty in its own way... The NSS she was standing by said she to the SS tell me why you think you're best? That is a silly idea I'll tell you who is best if you lend an ear The NSS is a beauty rare she gallops through Rainbow Valley without a care her lovely coat and her ears and her hair Makes her the best pony there Who's the best one? Who's to say? Each one is a pretty in its own way... The SS she was standing by said she to the NSS tell me why you think you're best? That is a silly idea I'll tell you who is best if you lend an ear The flocking can rub but it matters not her big bright eyes are the best of the lot Her pretty hair with its unicorn streak is better than NSS' any day of the week Who's the best one? Who's to say? Each one is a pretty in its own way... The NSS she was listening by said she to the SS with a thoughtful sigh Shall we give up this silly contest? We are beauties both, there is none the best We all have what we need to live we all have what we need to give So lets give up this silly contest, We are beauties both, there is none the best! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Sunbeamm Your caption: NSS Buttons: *squirt, squirt* "Hey?" *squirt, squirt, squirt* "Heeeeeyyy! This raspberry scented Sally Hansen Spray Off Hair Remover REALLY works!" *squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt...squirt...squirt, squirt.............squirt* SS Buttons: Hey sis...ya ready fro the beach yet? Ewww! What happend? Your all....naked? I mean, I always knew I had the prettier flocking...but Ugh! You are really letting yourself go. I just got my flocking fluffed and I just know I'LL be the prettiest little pony at the beach today. NSS Buttons: *raises and eyebrow and cracks an evil grin* "Yeah you sure are pretty. Hey you want to try my new raspberry scented..um...sun tan oil???" SS Buttons: "Well sure! I mine as well smell like the prettiest little pony too." *squirt,squirt* "What the?....AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: The Draven Cats Your caption: SS Bangles to NSS Bangles. "Aaahhhh!!! Put some fur on!!!!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------