RESULTS of TTTs "Fakies in the Grooming Parlour with Baby Crumpet" contest ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Winner: ******* Name: Sillver Linings Your caption: Baby Crumpet: I've got a secret. I...I see fakies... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Honorable mentions: ****************** Name: Kim Your caption: Remenber that old song from Sesame Street? *to music* "One of these things is not like the others...." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Pina Colada Your caption: Baby Crumpet: "Mom....Dad?" Mom and Dad Fakie: "Yes dear?" Baby Crumpet: *with a shuddering sigh* "I feel so....different from the rest of our family, somehow." Mom and Dad Fakie: "Different? How so darling?" Baby Crumpet: *sniffling* "Well...it started the day that I realized that my hair isn't a tangly impossible-to-brush mess. Then I noticed that my eyes don't cause terrified screaming when I'm around small children, and well...I don't even have a bridle painted on my face..." Baby Fakie: *yells* "It's because you're adopted! Hah!" Mom and Dad Fakie: *with angry looks at Baby Fakie* "It's not that Crumpie dear...it's just that nobody is perfect. Don't despair though...ugly ducklings do become swans. And if you like, we'll take you to have bridle implants when you're old enough." Baby Crumpet: *smiling* "Thanks, Mom and Dad." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: ~*Tuneful*~ Your caption: Once upon a time there were three little fakies who ran a grooming parlor. One morning Mommy Fakie, Daddy Fakie, and Baby Fakie went to the store to buy supplies for their parlor. While they were gone, a curious little pony named Crumpet stumbled upon the Parlor, and thinking it was the MLP Pretty Parlor, she went inside. First she tried on the bridles, but they were all too ugly. Next she tried on the saddles, and they were all too big. Then she picked up a brush and combed her hair until it was smooth and shiny. While she was looking at herself in the mirror, three very ugly ponies arrived. Thinking they must be customers she offered to brush their hair for them. In horror, Baby Fakie cried "Mommy, mommy, she's threatening to brush my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Outraged at the thought that someone would actually use a brush, Daddy Fakie chased Crumpet from the Buddy L Grooming Parlor and she never, ever, ever wandered that way again, though she did continue to brush her hair, despite the horrible memories it brought to mind. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rest of the entries: ******************* Name: babynightglider Your caption: Baby Crumpet thinks to herself : Those ponies are so gosh darn ugly, they must've fallen out of that ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down and climbed back up for more... And NOW they want to be real ponies? All the magic in the world won't fix that... *stares off into space* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: BabyNightmare Your caption: *Baby Crumpet looks at the camera* "I see fakies...they're all around...and you know what? They don't even know that they're fake." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: baby tootsie Your caption: Baby Crumpet in the twilight zone -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Beachball Your caption: Hey, what are you doing here? This is the bridle club, ponies with bridles only. By the way, we're very sorry we put poison oak in yours and the other baby ponies' beds and worms in your plates of spagetti at dinner last night. Majesty set us straight that if we don't mend our ways she'll make us leave Ponyland and live elsewhere. Baby Crumpet: (sincerely, scratching a front leg that was itching from the poison oak) All forgiven. Anyway, I've been pondering on a club I'd like to create. I'm gonna call it the "Ponies with bridles glued to their heads are not allowed but everyone else is." The fakies gasp at this, Baby Crumpet trots away grinning to the infirmary for another rubbing of lotion. Blue Fakie: Oh crap, she put glue on the inner part of our bridles! Pink Baby Fakie: *wailing* And got it in my booties! Her mother: My saddle is STUCK to my back!!!!!!!!!!! The fakies run around screaming and kicking trying to toss off the items plastered to their coats, head, back, and feet. But they never got them to come off, permanent glue was used and none of them were naughty ever again..... THE END -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Beky Your caption: Baby Crumpet stared in bemused horror at the strange ponies at the grooming parlour who couldn't get their bridles off, and thought it's probably because they have big fat ugly heads. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Bill Your caption: Caption: My, what a pretty baby! There is a day in any foal's life when she is "presented" to the herd... This is Crumpet's! (even tho I think baby horses are too pretty to eat!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: binky Your caption: buddy L dad to buddy L daughter "what's she? well you see, some ponies were made by a company called hasbro, we call them fakies...." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: flutternight Your caption: bCrumpet speaking into a microphone "documentry style" in a Crocodile hunter-esque Australian accent: Blimey! Here we see the ellusive "fakie" comunity! it is very rare to see them in their natural habitat! As you can see, they let me get very close to them. These fakies live in comunities much like normal ponies and construct homes simililar to our homes. Notice how they speak their own language. *bCrumpet holds mic out to hear fakies gibbering together in their own language* I have been trying to find an interpreter among the tribe but have not yet been able.. facinating.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Happy Hopper Your caption: Baby Crumpet: "I'm not in Ponyland anymore..." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Lauren Howard Your caption: [Ponies talking]Hey guys I think I know how to get out of this mess. Man your bluffing. Well when there's a will there's a way. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Linnie Your caption: "You may have emptied the Grooming Parlour, but you still ain't pretty." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: MarzipanTheCat Your caption: Baby Crumpet's House of Correction for Fallen Fakies, where for an appropriate fee any pony can be "disciplined". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: MerryFruits Your caption: Baby Crumpet: Thats it.. wheres the manager? If this waxwork museum doesn't get its act together and improve the sculpture quality, I'm not going to be able to recognise my own mother soon...... what do you mean, you ARE my mother????? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Misty Your caption: Baby Crumpet: *wailing* Peachy! The Fakee family is taking over the Pretty Parlor again! Blue Fakie: Shh! Quiet or I'll make you wear one of our bridles again. Besides, you're outnumbered! Soon Buddy L fakies shall RULE THE WORLD!!!! Baby Crumpet: *takes a step back as the fakies all began to laugh evilly in unison* PEACHY!!!! Pink Fakie: *goes up to Baby Crumpet* Peachy is a little.. tied up right now! (The Fakies begin to run around insanely, upturning bottles of shampoo and perfume and trying on random clothes and accessories) Baby Fakie: Do you think I'd look cuter as a blond? Pink Fakie: *looks in mirror* I should brush my teeth more often.. Blue Fakie: Does this saddle make my butt look fat? Baby Crumpet: *stares at the camera pitifully* Be afraid. Be very afraid. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: mlptp Your caption: Baby Fakie: [whispers to the Blue Fakie] "Mommy, look what followed me to the parlor after school today!" [points at Baby Crumpet] "Can I keep her?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: otherunicorn Your caption: So you're hear to have those "bridles" surgically removed? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Palm Oasis Your caption: Fakies singing to the tune of the pony tales theme song; Starbright,Sweet Tart, Melanie, Light eyes, Scratch and Plover Pom pom's making cookies girls hurry up on o-over My Little Fakie My Little Fakie My Little Fakie Ta-ales! Baby Crumpet walks in. "What are you guys doing in here with that video camera?....Hey! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Scorch014 Your caption: *As she towards Preety Parlor, Baby Crumpet Notices the Change in the sign* "Semi-Pretty Parlor", *She reads out loud. Wondering about the change in sign she nears the parlor stoping, before entering to read the little red sign in the window. "Under new Management" She enters and looks about. Horrified that the room is full of fakies she gasps and stumbles out the door in a terrified daze.* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Seraphia Your caption: Baby Crumpet could hardly believe her eyes when she went out to visit Peachy and her friends: the curse of the Pretty Parlor had struck again. *thunder & lightning* Baby Fakie: "Perhaps it was a mistake to build the Pretty Parlor on an ancient Indian burial ground..." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Denise Robertson Your caption: What's worse than being a "fakie"? My "clip, clop, clip" is broken!! Do you know anyone who has a spare battery?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: spootius Your caption: "Aaaaargh!!! Some ponies just should not be allowed to breed! This foal must be gelded to stop these bridled freaks from polluting the pony world with their presence!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: TeenyTinyLittleTabby Your caption: Now that I'm older, I realize that I have to be adopted! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: wie Your caption: Baby Crumpet picks out her dinner. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: WIldfire Your caption: Narator to baby crumpet: "this is what happens to your body when you do drugs" Fakies talk jibber "blah blah blah Narator: "that is what happens to your brain when you do drugs" Baby crumpet to audience: "DON"T DO DRUGS it messes with your body and mind" **Smiles** --------------------------------------------------------------------------------