Here's the winning caption! Lady Catra: Baby Paws while writing for his school newspaper, investigates the latest craze in pony land: REAL Pony Plastic Surgery. He interviews too post surgery ponies who are now advocates against the popular surgery... Although the young teenage ponies (aka the SweetHeart Sisters Gang) seem to be benefiting most, but soon suffer horrible side effects such as brittle bone structures leading to crippling injuries on their new tiny ankles. Older ponies trying to look REAL and young again aren't suffering the same, but find themselves unmarked and outcast in the Valley. Baby Paws' expose remarks how Tic-Tac-Toe's recent surgery (tattoo removal and laser eye surgery) result not in a 'real' looking pony but rather one that has had one too many recent face lifts Many thanks to all who entered, here's the other entries: babysunny: Paws walks in looking around. Paws: Ahh! Pulls out sword and cuts fakie #1's leg off. Paws: Suck that evil ones! Baby WildOne: Green pony-"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!!!" Beachball: Green Pony: Hand over the Crabby Pattie secret formula, Spongebob. Or I'll mezmerise your entire TV audience to the point where they'll censor your show and put up votes for my own show to air! It'll be called "Plankton succeeds further on the quest to snatching the CP Formula to run his Chum Bucket restaurant and enter the top five favored fast food restaurants in the deep blue resulting as the top quality winner"! Yellow Pony: Plankton, who writes your material anyway? That's alot for you put together by yourself. And if you're trying to look like a pirate, you might do better with a peg on that broken leg. I know I'll go over to Squidward's and ask him if he'll lend you his clarinet, that'll work! Baby Paws: Boy, I wonder how the episode's gonna end. I can't decide which version of the show I like better, the one in Ponyland or the one in the human world. Beky: Paws: "Aw Man! Deformed fakies are bad enough, but now they're lepers as well ! " Buttercup: Evil Fakie (to Paws): TELL ME THE LOCATION OF YOUR QUEEN! Paws: Never! Evil Fakie (to Paws): We have ways of making you talk! Evil Fakie (to green fakie):Fetch me the Scissors!! Evil Fakie : Never again will Fakies bow to the Hasbro Ponies! Mwa Ha HA HA HA! Green Fakie: *Tears off costume to reveal Moonstone and gores Evil Fakie with Horn releases Paws and saves the day* Dad Apple Delight: Yellow Pony(Fashion Show coordinator)-"Get on the stage please! We have five minutes before show time" *takes drag of cigarette* Waif pony-"I am way to dizzy for this!" B.Paws(model #2)-"Try eating something more than Xanex and Tequila then!" *model ponies giggle* Y.P-"That's enough girls..if you don't start focusing on your job it's of to detox and Sears catalog modeling for you!..Now work!" *Supermodel starts playing in background* "Work.. Darksilver: Imagine, if you will; a seedy bar in the worst part of Dream Valley. Green fakie, having drowned her sorrows in alfalfa shooters, takes to the table as her horrified friends look on. Paws: "Oh no, not again." Eugeal: Green: *sigh* My beauty has been ruined, they broke my leg... Yellow (angry): Humans are evil! They don't like us just because we're not real ponies and they use us for testing new customing skills... We look bad, but we have a heart too! Paws: Don't be sad. You just have to find the right person, there are humans who loves all ponies even if they are fakies or really ruined ponies. I hope you find the right person who will love you and give you a good house. Jennifer: Paws starts to look at his options that are left for prom."I know I wanted to find a girl that puts out real bad, BUT NOT THIS BAD!!!!!!" Jenny: Paws: Hey! Guys! This is a *pretty* parlor, not a *pukey* parlor... so beat it! ~LM~: Green fakie: All your base are belong to us! Yellow fakie: What you say?? Baby Paws: Uh . . . I'm just going to slowly back away now, if that's okay with you . . . Green fakie: You have no chance to survive make your time! Baby Paws: . . . Right. I'll . . . I'll keep that in mind. Malene (SillyBilly): Green fakie: I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE!!! Old Yellow: *lovesick sigh* FROM TRANSEXUAL, TRANSYLVANIAAAA-AAAHA!!! B. Paws: ... sheeez, so dat's where de fakies come from! Mobiles: Paws walks into the scene. Paws: Do they really think they can pretty themselves up? MyLadySilver: Paws: *looks at Yellow Fakie* *thinks to self* Ugh. My mom always said that if I made faces for too long that it'd stay that way. I guess she was right. *wanders off, shaking head* Nightshade: Green horse fakie: I am just so sexy... Every pony wants a piece! Yellow one: Um... Right... Like hell you are! You're just jealous... Because I actually resemble a real pony! Baby bro pony: *Thinks out loud* Um... Yeah... Okay... These two are REALLY weird... Subconciously they really want me I bet... Ocean Pearl: The evil fakie enteres and glances at the mirror. Tic Tac Toe giggles and whispers "Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who is the FAKEST of them all!" The Fakie looks appalled. "I will have you know these are a C CUP and are a 100% real!" Tic Tac Toe looks at the ceiling in disgust and Paws looks around at the crazy scene wondering why Tic Tac Toe wants to know The Evil Fakies bra size.... OtherUnicorn: Paws, singing: "My Little Phonie, My Little Phonie ...." Ruth Eriksson: The scene unfolds in the beauty parlour.... Green Fakie: Hey yellow, you're going to need a trowel of makeup to look like a real MLP Yellow Fakie: Look who's talking! you haven't got a leg to stand on! Paws: Sits quietly plottong to bring in evil fakie mandatory euthanasia laws....... SilverMoonEmpress: Paws: Excuse me but the upcoming fashion show is for Real ponies only and I hve to escort ya'll out of here. Green Fakie: oh thank goodness you are her this mean pony has broken my leg and is treatning to kill me if I don't give her my secret. Yellow Fakie:*starts to make faces and cut throat motions* Paws: Like I care about that the yellow one isn't real either. GET OUT! Spootius: I honour of Star Wars: Evil Fakie (deep voice, with obvious breathing difficulties): Paws (raspy breath)... I am your father... Paws: Noooooooooooooo! How the other pony managed to get it's front leg chopped off instead I am still working out... (SW fans will notice that it is the correct limb) Tara Simmonds: Paws: " If more evil fakies like this start coming to this parlor, I'm going to wish I was the prize" Wildfire: **baby Paws walks in** "What the ?&^*, am I in som kind of twilight zone" that is all I can come up with! sorry!